Ask Brady
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Dear Brady: My girlfriend wants to know what makes a man sexy? I ask this because I, obviously don't posess this? What should I do? - Eric
Actually Eric, that's a very good question. I've found through experience, that what makes a man sexy is confidence. Believe me, a little confidence goes a long way in the eyes of a woman. However, the fact you're even asking me this question tells me you ain't either confident or sexy. So, you can do one of two things: grow a pair, be a man, and lay it down like you mean it or you can give me your girlfriend's phone number, and I'll show her all the sexy she can handle. - Brady
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Dear Brady: I've got a little problem that I could really use your advice on. A couple of weeks ago, I cheated on my wife with a random girl I met, and now she keeps calling me. I don't know what to do. Part of me is scared my wife will find out, the other part of me kind of wants to see her again. I love my wife, but at the same time, it's like I can't control myself. Please Brady, I need your help. - Ted
Dear Ted: Normally I don't use a person's real name on the online page, but you sir, make me sick. Its guys like you that give the rest of us a bad name. There's nothing wrong with going out, having a good time and maybe getting a little strange every now and then. Hell, I'd say it's the right of every single man. Ted, you sir, are not single. You sir, made a commitment, gave your word. If a man can't honor his word, what good is he? It sounds to me like you should never have gotten married, seeing as you can't keep a promise. You’re a pathetic excuse for a man and a husband, and quite frankly, you make it harder on the rest of us. So, Ted, (as in tedandwendygorman@xxxxxxxxx.com) here's to you sir. - Brady
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Dear Brady: I really need help finding a fifth starting pitcher for my fantasy baseball league. Problem is, all the quality starters are already taken, and so now I'm left to sort through scrubs and rookies. Please, if you have any suggestions, help me out here. - Roger
Dear Roger: Fantasy sports are for p***ies! - Brady
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